I'm not kidding. We've got a cost auditor from Bank of America here today. He's pale, creepy, and when he walks past your cubicle it feels like your soul is getting sucked out of you.

I need some chocolate.

Stuff that I've finished in the last few weeks

• Resurrection of a Rogue
• Fields of Gold
• The Five Rules of Being a Successful Bartender

• The still untitled HP fic
• At My Side (Finished 7/20)

• A Better Guide to Diplomacy in 31 Days
• An untitled Luke/Mara post TTT fic
• The Transcendental Force (I caved. The idea is too interesting to pass up on)

• 28 Steps to Happily Ever After (Two words: Drunk Howler)