Also known as "The Marauders Walk into a Bar" 

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own any of the characters other than Marissa Langerhans. If you want to use her, let me know and I'll be more than happy to loan her to you.
Characters: The Marauders, original character
Timeframe: Sometime after the Marauders graduate
Genre: One-shot, humor

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